Let it be known to future generations - I would tap that android ass

ti-bae-rius:

ti-bae-rius:

beggars-opera:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

afieldinengland:

afieldinengland:

for the first time ever, my area has gone from being tory to lib dem. i no longer live in a conservative constituency

apparently the turnout rate was 73% here, which makes me feel proud given the low turnout in the country as a whole. we’ve had the same tory mp since the 1990s, and a comparatively large amount of people turned up to get rid

watchmakermori:

manifesting the worst tory election result in history tomorrow. like to charge reblog to cast and reply to send the tories to a shadow dimension for 3000 years

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shinvermouthea:

shinvermouthea:

trump and biden dying in october, trump of a heart attack and biden of a stroke, would be the funniest outcome

especially if trump died first, you’d have senators talking about the biden administration heart attack gun. meanwhile who the fuck knows v harris has a month before november to make a campaign. lowest turnout in recorded history

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